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Made for real cowboys

Canada's most controversial cereal

Big, golden clusters with real ingredients and a crunch that refuses to whisper.

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Black and white cow grazing in a field

Pick your crunch.

CAP'N CARNIES cereal box

CAP'N CARNIES

A middle finger in every bite, Zero restraint.

POINTY PIERRE'S cereal packaging

POINTY PIERRE'S

DISCONTINUED DUE TO POINTLESSNESS

SEPARATI-O'S cereal box

SEPARATI-O'S

What is our end goal? Who cares. Cereal sold separately.

Nothing sleepy in here.

12gprotein per bowl
5gfiber
0artificial colors
100%real crunch

“Finally, a grown-up cereal that remembers breakfast is supposed to be fun.”

Your future is waiting.

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